NEW DRUGS FOR WOMEN- **Not really drugs but funny*

NEW DRUGS FOR WOMEN-

DAMNITOL-

Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to ???$* for up to 8 full hours.

EMPTYNESTROGEN-

Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out.

ST. MOMMA'S WORT- Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to two days.

PEPTOBIMBO- Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and prevents conception.

DUMBEROL- When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks.

FLIPITOR- Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers.

MENICILLIN- Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such lethal lines as, "You make me want to be a better person. "

BUYAGRA- Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency, duration, and credit limit of spending spree.

JACKASSPIRIN- Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday, anniversary, phone number, or to lift the toilet seat.

ANTI-TALKSIDENT- A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers in elevators.

NAGAMENT- When administered to a boyfriend or husband, provides the same irritation level as nagging him. Now, send these to any woman who needs a good laugh, and any man who can handle it.

No these are not really drugs but I thought they were funny!!!

So I thought I would share them with all of you. **Sorry guys no offense**

~Danielle~

_________________________________________________________________________________________________

I am not a dr and have never worked in the medical field. All reponses are of my own opinion.